Avid NFL Fans Have Plan to Stop Teams from Moving

An online petition is in the works, and it just might keep your favorite NFL team right where it is. The petition’s creators hope...

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How They Add Up: The NSA, Jimmy Hoffa, a Soviet Sleeper-Cell, Captain Kangaroo and Dancing Bear

The FBI announced this morning that another search for the remains of former Teamsters leader Jimmy Hoffa has revealed no evidence of a body. However,...

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Papa John’s CEO, John Schnatter Threatens to Send A Pizza A Day To White House

In a stunning move of food-born threats, CEO and all around super evil rich person John Schnatter today stated he would start sending a...

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NFL Football Player Commits Murder, Rape and theft on Saturday – Will Start Sunday

The NFL today announced that a top star of an unnamed NFL Franchise went on a criminal rampage this weekend. The unknown player allegedly...

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Nokia Plans to Produce Dumbwatch in Response to Samsung’s Galaxy Gear

Nokia has announced that it is producing a not-so-smart watch called the Nokia Nitwit. The device will have an analog-style circular dial and hour...

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North Korea To Build Massive Sling Shot – Enter Space Race

In a move sure to enthrall twelve year old boys the world over, North Korea announced plans today to build a massive slingshot and...

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Washington Redskins to Change Name to Washington Racists

In move sure to placate angry American Indians all over the world, the Washington Redskins today announced they would be changing their name to...

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New Harvard Study Proves Eating Tomatoes is Natural Aphrodisiac

In a stunning announcement, first year students at Harvard have found that eating large quantities of tomatoes can be a natural aphrodisiac. Freshman Tommy...

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Jungle Gold Producer Proves Show Is Real – Discovery Channel Fires Crew

In a shocking admission sure to set Discovery Channel on fire, recent sub-producer Miles McMiles Mileston came forward and declared that the show that...

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