Archive for October 25th, 2011

McDonald’s McRib Examined by Chemist – It is Made of People!

October 25, 2011

In what can only be the biggest revelation about McDonald’s food since the McNugget was found to contain Chernobyl Chicken, scientists today announced that the tasty sandwich the McRib is actually made of left over humans. “It’s shocking really, why are all these human parts going into food?” said scientist Camille LeCamille, “I would have […]

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Adam Sandler To Play Angry Jewish Actor Who Makes Bad Movies

October 25, 2011

Adam Sandler reportedly in his next movie will play an angry Jewish actor who makes one bad movie after another. The plot is centered around a has been comic who once came up with a pretty snazzy fake Hanukkah song but now can’t seem to get a decent movie together. The types of roles the character, named […]

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