Archive for December 3rd, 2012

United States Finds Bigfoot Nest – China Finds Mermaid Pond

December 3, 2012

In a stunning revelation of fairy tale proportions, many worldwide governments are making announcements about discoveries surrounding previously thought to be mythical creatures. Following North Korea’s announcement of the Unicorn Cave, the United States released a press release from the Department of Unusual Incidents, DUI, stating that a Bigfoot next had been found in the North of South Carolina. The Bigfeet […]

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Hundreds of Plastic Male Genitalia Rain Down on the Bible Belt

December 3, 2012

In an accident of perverted proportions, a worldwide shipping company, who begged and bribed us not to be named, released their entire cargo over the midwestern United States today. The accident occurred when the chief officer on board, after having eaten over a hundred mushrooms at the airport salad bar, thought the airplane was sinking […]

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