Senator Mitch McConnell Claims He Was Possessed By Barney Frank!

December 7, 2012

In a stunning revelation of paranormal implications, Senator Mitch McConnell claims that he was temporarily possessed by former Congressman Barney Frank yesterday. Senator McConnell states that he never actually proposed any such legislation on the debt ceiling and that he woke up in the middle of the Senate floor with a bill he didn’t write. Once he read the bill, in under two seconds, he¬†immediately¬†realized what it said and objected to it. Senator McConnell stated that he would, “never propose a bill like this and then filibuster myself, this is all a democratic plot to possess Republican congressman. Asked how someone who isn’t dead can possibly possess him, Senator McConnell had this to say, “I object!”

We at the Tomato are disturbed by this attempt to control Republicans with mind control technology. We will keep our eyes pealed and our tin hats on!

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