Manti T’eo’s Girlfriend Comes Forward – I Am Real – But a 45 Year Old Man From Holland

January 18, 2013

Manti’s T’eo has been through the ringer in recent weeks. In what was at first tragic news that his girlfriend had died; it became even more so when Mr. T’eo realized she never even existed. Manti took the news lightheartedly but the Internet took it hysterically. Now, in a twist of titanic and transgendered proportions, Manti’s ex-girlfriend is speaking up, and he’s pissed off.

“You all leave Manti alone, who could resist me?” said Marvin Mae Makenitup. Mr. Makenitup, actually a 45 year old construction work living in Holland, who thinks he’s living in Denmark, continued by covering his face with the picture of a half dressed teenage blond girl. “This is the inner me!” he exclaimed.

We at the Tomato send our deepest condolences to the death of love, if not lust. And on a personal message to Manti, Dude, your in college, and a football player, what are you doing??

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