Archive for June 17th, 2013

Miss Utah Claims “I Pooped My Brains Out” as Reason For Moronic Answer

June 17, 2013

Miss Utah is in the news this week after giving an answer to a question over the weekend in regards to why women make less than men. Her response, even now burning holes in the brains of children everywhere, was more a blind rambling of words that sounded nice but never answered the question. The […]

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Man Uses Waterpark To Clean Prostate

June 17, 2013

In what can only be described as confirmation of years of pool horror stories, a man, Rex Rexxon Rexxoff Rexton, from Kalamazoozoozooy, Texas was arrested Sunday for sliding down a water slide naked. When arrested the man had this to say, “Doctor said I needed to clean my prostate before Obamacare is legal.” When asked […]

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