In a stunning move sure to have implications for the entire right wing of the Republican party, Chairman Renus Penis announced this morning that Satan is in fact gay. “Biblical scholars had a long meeting late last night where they concluded that Satan is gay. And that gay people are actually infected with his evil. Yes, […]
Crossfire Sound and Pictures, the production company co-owned by Billy Bob Thornton and Dwight Yoakam, will hold an open casting call next month for...