Archive for June 22nd, 2013

Dating Website Ashley Madison to Offer Human – Cat Cheating Site Catnups

June 22, 2013

Dating website Ashly Madison has announced they intend to help a large underserved group in society. “For years we have helped cheating spouses find that special disease free someone. Now, we look to help another underserved group in society. For far too long, cat lovers, who have had a long crush on a neighborhood kitty, have had no […]

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Congressman Paul Ryan: We Really Just Want To Bring Back Slavery

June 22, 2013

Congressman Paul Ryan today announced the true motivations behind both the GOP and the TEA party. “We are trying to bring us back to a point in the 1800’s. Slavery kinda worked. White men in control, telling people what to do and providing for all the people who just can’t provide for themselves,” said Congressman Ryan. Douglas D. D. […]

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