About Us

The Tomato Weekly is the most investigative news organization on the planet. Founded by Hank Anders Harvey Anderson and staffed with the brightest talent to graduate from journalism school in the past five minutes; we dig into stories like a maggot burrowing into decaying flesh.

Though we primarily report on entertainment personalities we often report on other spectacularly entrancing stories from around your neighborhood and around the globe.

Disclaimer: For those that were unfortunate enough to be born without a funny bone, every story on this site is satirical. Not one single word is in any way meant to be taken literally or truthfully, even this very sentence. So read up, laugh up and don’t take the world so seriously.

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