Crime

Man Uses Waterpark To Clean Prostate

June 17, 2013

In what can only be described as confirmation of years of pool horror stories, a man, Rex Rexxon Rexxoff Rexton, from Kalamazoozoozooy, Texas was arrested Sunday for sliding down a water slide naked. When arrested the man had this to say, “Doctor said I needed to clean my prostate before Obamacare is legal.” When asked […]

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New York City To Create Real Fashion Police – Will Arrest Anyone Wearing Last Year’s Prada

October 24, 2011

Mayor Bloomberg’s office released a statement today stating that it would begin to employ over 1,000 new officers of the law whose sworn duty will be to protect the public from fashion faux pas. “These brave men and women, who have been trained in all aspects of fashion, will be patrolling our streets to make […]

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