Health

New Harvard Study Proves Eating Tomatoes is Natural Aphrodisiac

September 14, 2013

In a stunning announcement, first year students at Harvard have found that eating large quantities of tomatoes can be a natural aphrodisiac. Freshman Tommy Big Johnson Johnson had this to say, “Well, we were all sitting around, watching porn on the internet, and then someone brought in some tomatoes, and like, we were all really […]

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McDonald’s McRib Examined by Chemist – It is Made of People!

October 25, 2011

In what can only be the biggest revelation about McDonald’s food since the McNugget was found to contain Chernobyl Chicken, scientists today announced that the tasty sandwich the McRib is actually made of left over humans. “It’s shocking really, why are all these human parts going into food?” said scientist Camille LeCamille, “I would have […]

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