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Nokia Plans to Produce Dumbwatch in Response to Samsung’s Galaxy Gear

October 26, 2013

Nokia has announced that it is producing a not-so-smart watch called the Nokia Nitwit. The device will have an analog-style circular dial and hour and minute hands that are nonfunctional. The hands can be adjusted with the crown of the watch but are unable to keep time. Each watch will come with an Android app […]

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Nuclear Power to be Replaced With Human Walking Wheels

December 18, 2011

In a bold move by energy corporations, nuclear power will be replaced completely with massive¬†spinning¬†wheels powered by walking people. Energy spokesman Eric Harold Thomas McPherson has this to say, “People walk, why not bottle it?” Why not indeed! Just where these giant wheels will be stored remained a mystery. The intrepid reporters at the TW […]

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